What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.