Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Check Mate Jokes More Check Mate Jokes

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

Brie Jokes More Brie Jokes

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.