Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

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A privet tutor

What would you do if you won the lottery?

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Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

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Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin