How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.