Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Account Jokes More Account Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that