Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Account Jokes More Account Jokes

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.