What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.