What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

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What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P