How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Where do all the normies play?

In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Batminton.