Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.