Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Previous Random Joke Next
Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Cs Jokes More Cs Jokes

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.