Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.