Cs Jokes

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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Bunny Hop Jokes More Bunny Hop Jokes

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What's a rabbits' favorite dance?

The bunny hop.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ?

Bellows me some money can I have it please !

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.