What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.