Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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What can be found in a cannibal's shower?

head &amp shoulders

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."