How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".