How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

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Where can you bid on internet mail order brides?

eBae

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".