How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.