Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.