Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where does light go to jail?

prism

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba