What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop?

Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag