Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
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To switch sides
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Intersect it with a plane.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Symmetree.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
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How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
His desk is level
You switch sides at half time.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
It keeps you regular.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
To change sides.
So they could Scandinavian.
He was de-lighted
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
To get to the other side :(
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
Because they're Not-Z's ( )
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
Because he always uses the force.
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Russel.
You ask them to leave.
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
When you are ill, because they are sick
