Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
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To switch sides
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Intersect it with a plane.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Symmetree.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
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How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
His desk is level
You switch sides at half time.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
It keeps you regular.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
To change sides.
So they could Scandinavian.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
Because potholder was already taken
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
They like to express the right to bear arms.
Because black people have no rights...
A: Half a centipede.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."
To keep geese from speeding!
Goose bumps
In the L Ron cupboard.
It's a shifty business.
Light bulb.
You turn off the lights.
