How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.