What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

What do you call a mentally handicapped lion?

a leotard

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.