What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

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What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

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What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

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They outgrew their leotards.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard