What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

How do you ruin someones peaceful thoughts?

Puppymonkeybaby

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What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Gluten Jokes More Gluten Jokes

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread