What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said