What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards