What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield