Exit Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said