How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards