How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.