How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.