How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield