How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.