What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor