What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy