What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!