Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

G Jokes More G Jokes

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)