Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

G Jokes More G Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.