I am tired of looking for a job.
Looking for the tight seal
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Because Opey never delivered.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
Eggsalad
Because slavery is over
Indentured servitude.