Slavery Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

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