Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.