What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.