What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.