What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises