Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked