Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid