Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.