Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.