Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life?

I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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America

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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With burger alarms!

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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You spend a large fortune

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.