What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.