What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.