Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.