Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.