What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.