What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Eighth Jokes More Eighth Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.