What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.