What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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I can't even look at you anymore!"

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!