Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an old Mexican woman?

A bean bag.

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo