Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.