What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!