Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

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What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor