Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.