Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Why do ghosts say booOoOoo?

Because they are disappointed in you...

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career