Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift