Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.