What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.