When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.