When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.