Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.