Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"