Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Drama Dairy Jokes More Drama Dairy Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.