Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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A drummer!!!!!

Whatcha doing?

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Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway."

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.