You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
He looks for the punchline
Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.
Because the farmer had cold hands
Because there horns don't work
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)
Getting it to fit over a bucket !
Sir Francis Brake !
Because that might be your bike
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"
