What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.