Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there?

AYA!!

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What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."