Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."