What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."