What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."