What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.